This blog is to help me as a new veg exhibitor to keep a diary of my exploits and share the results with other likeminded people
That should be good when Simon slaps the copy of the mag onto the counter and tells the girl serving him that there is a picture of his mates veg in it!!!!
Priceless It would be even funnier if she thought he ment meat and 2 veg and was Gay!!!also I have just recieved my work program for october and I am in Edinburgh for 3 weeks is itok to call sometime?
Yes just email me when you are coming up and you can drop in for a chat and you can see all the spuds and take some pictures.I have heard a rumour that in Simons area all copies of the magazine have sold out to a man in a brown trench coat answering to the name of smithy!!!
I haven't aclue what you f***ers are on about but I'm sure it's hilarious.What the hell is ZOO? LOL
Obviously in loughborough you are all gay so Zoo would be out of bounds .I have selected my largest celery and despatched it today to Loughborough Brace yourself Smithy